May 2012
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
peetaspatronus:
what if one of the things in the cornucopia was toilet paper
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just sitting here in bed trying to run a crappy blog and my mom is clawing me like a cat and talking about how cute of kids and kid and I like would have and a bunch of other shit i don’t care about just stop so i can become an anime character.
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
groovymuttations:
I have these hunger games posters on my wall and I dunno even know I just feel like they’re watching me and judging me all the time
3 tags
tidus have you no dignity you just pick pockted a dead man after his home was under siege
I think it's safe to blame Hasook for no Korra... →
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fuck why did i bring kimahri into wakka’s sphere grid i’m derping so hard right now
Lin: Is it true that you shouted at Councilman Tarrlok?
Korra: Yes
Lin: You called him a liar?
Korra: Yes.
Lin: You told him Amon is back?
Korra: Yes.
Lin: .... Have a biscuit, Korra.
Korra: Have – what?
Lin: Have a biscuit.
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damn the machina is ffx straight up shank you in the Sanubia Desert
